This blog is a lot like my life. I have no idea what I'm doing with it.

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

nicklugo:

Debate of the century

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

(Source: thrillinglife)

(Source: chris-evanger)

solarselection:

Son you know she wanna laugh so hard at her 

(Source: tokomon)

adamantwalrus:

is this animal crossing

adamantwalrus:

is this animal crossing

(Source: animatedtext)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

the-captains-wife:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by

HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

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I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real

bottledawesome:

Dare to take on a bottle of Fire sauce

bottledawesome:

Dare to take on a bottle of Fire sauce

sniffing:

hit my goal thank you guys!!! (:

sniffing:

hit my goal thank you guys!!! (: