This blog is a lot like my life. I have no idea what I'm doing with it.

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

olivegarden:

natnovna:

i’ve never even touched a ouija board … my friends brought one out once and i texted my mom on the sly and told her to call me and act like she was mad at me for something and say that i had to go home so i could get out of there with my soul still intact. 

Legit my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

Don’t force pieces that don’t fit.

run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

(Source: omgtsn)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

staaledinthestreet:

aroha—nui:

schnickledooger:

writer-on-fireee:

I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.

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AMEN

(Source: writingfromyheart)

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: hideiwa)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

(Source: rodham-clinton)

fourlittlebees:

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Nine days? I have a tab here that’s been open since I think January.

(Source: xbox420)

slayboybunny:

i went on a lil rant 2day on twitto and now im sharing it with yall 


 bigger on the inside

bigger on the inside

(Source: millionponds)