This blog is a lot like my life. I have no idea what I'm doing with it.

stunningpicture:

Preserved Megalapteryx foot

stunningpicture:

Preserved Megalapteryx foot

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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gummi-bear-flavoured:

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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kill me oh god

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

lchry asked:

do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tubesock:

tacobell:

They wish.

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

panerasexual:

the most important message ive ever received

panerasexual:

the most important message ive ever received

(Source: khione)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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madqueendany:

twerkingderp:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

its the middle of july shut the fuck up

it’s never too early for this post

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

badwolfrun:

I can see the whole of time and space.

badwolfrun:

I can see the whole of time and space.

spinja:

kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

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the real horror is the watermark

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Anonymous asked:

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

iguanamouth:

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